Feb 02, 2006 · Bruce Lee attacks Chuck Norris and kills him, but Chuck's acid piss melt Bruce Lee. There was even a movie in which Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris's cowboy ass.It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw with civilians looking on in total awe. Actually it was only a kitten looking at them fight for some weird reason.
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Chuck Norris, Actor: Walker, Texas Ranger. Chuck Norris is familiar to fans worldwide as the star of action films such as The Hitman (1991), The Delta Force (1986) and Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection (1990). He also starred in Missing in Action (1984) and its sequels, Firewalker (1986) and Sidekicks (1992). He was an executive producer of Walker, Texas Ranger (1993) as well as the Born: Mar 10, 1940.
Mar 31, 2007 · Chuck Norris dresses up like a cowboy because, like cattle, he generates a lot of methane and even more bullshit. If you point out that Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris's ass, Chuck Norris fanboys reply, “Yeah, but Bruce Lee is dead now!” Very well then. Bruce Lee could still kick Chuck Norris's ass, despite having been dead since 1973.